EVIL PUPPET MASTERS

Watch the pretties below (I saw the “6″ again - still don’t know what the hell it means):

So, I guess the lack of new television has given the Entertainment Weekly writers time o’plenty, so they are spamming their own site with a flood of “Top ____” lists. The mockable-titled list of “Sci-Fi’s Top 25 Movies and Television in the Past 25 Years” only redeems itself by naming LOST (as No. 11) and BSG No. 2.

Congratulations to Damon Lindelof and the Ultimate Drew Goddard, whose episode “Flashes Before Your Eyes” garnered a nomination in the Episodic TV Drama category of the 2008 Writers Guild Awards. I don’t remember much about that episode, due to my BRAIN EXPLODING after it aired

Our fearless leader, JJ Abrams, was ranked #29 on Entertainment Weekly’s list of the 50 Smartest People in Hollywood. Click HERE to go directly to JJ’s write-up.

The beautiful Tania Raymonde, who plays “Alex” on LOST, can be found in the new Maroon 5 video for their song “Won’t Go Home Without You.” The vid is embedded below. Enjoy!

Dear LOST fans,

Please join us and support all the writers of your favorite TV shows. So many of you guys have asked what you can do to help and this is it! Send PENCILS!!!

We’re gonna offer three prizes (chosen at random) — Every box you buy gives you one shot at the raffle.

GRAND PRIZE: A personal thank-you call from us (Carlton and Damon) AND Matthew Fox where we shall do our bestest to answer your questions about the show’s mysteries AND a Season 3 DVD set.

FIRST PRIZE: A signed finale script by writers Damon and Carlton and a surprise cast member!

SECOND PRIZE: Signed Season 3 DVD Set (standard and blu-ray!) by the entire writing staff!

The site to buy the pencils is http://www.pencils2mediamoguls.com

We love and miss you all and can’t wait to get back to work!

Best,

Damon and Carlton

****If you know me at all, you know that this is 100% legitimate. SO GO BUY THOSE DAMN PENCILS AND SUPPORT YOUR LOST WRITERS!!! Put “LOST” in the spot where you name the show you are supporting to be entered into the raffle.****